Tuesday, 22 May 2007
Massacres can be fun!
More hilarious gossip from Iain:
The Member's Tea Room in the House of Commons hasn't done very good business today. It seems the unmistakeable tangy smell of death is in the air. Some are blaming a dead rodent. My mole, however, reckons that the culprit may be more human. He says it reminds him of Auschwitz and thinks that the Brown Death Squads may have prematurely started their cull of Blairites. Anyone seen Ruth Kelly this afternoon?
Maybe somebody killed her like a Jew.
Actually he did say Auschwitz. What he actually said:
The Member's Tea Room in the House of Commons hasn't done very good business today. It seems the unmistakeable tangy smell of death is in the air. Some are blaming a dead rodent. My mole, however, reckons that the culprit may be more human. He says it reminds him of the Katyn massacre and thinks that the Brown Death Squads may have prematurely started their cull of Blairites. Anyone seen Ruth Kelly this afternoon?
Maybe somebody killed her like a Pole.
Katyn was a massacre of Poles by the Red Army in 1940. Very few Jews were involved and so it's funnier. Do you see?
(Thanks and apologies to the anonymous commenter on that thread.)
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