Friday 13 February 2004

A Valentines Gift

Unknown @ Friday, February 13, 2004
Well, tomorrow is Valentines Day so I suspect you're all rushing around worrying about what to get your loved ones. In the light of a recent survey I'd suggest a gimp mask or cock ring for him, or possibly some hand cuffs or weighted nipple clamps for her.

Those funky French may go on about what great lovers they are, but us Brits are close behind in the bedroom, more responsible with our contraception, and have far more kinky fun between the sheets. So go on, buy him or her that novelty toy. And if they complain, just point out that nearly half the population are into it.

Tony's present to Cherie

You know it makes sense.

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